After two months of futzing away, the new is up and running. The world has been a strange, surreal, and insane place lately, but life goes on, and so shall Futurenaut Tees. I have all ninety of my designs available now, with five different material/cut options each, three different color choices each, and six different sizes each (for the math fans out there that's 8,100 possibilities for what you can configure). It may sound overwhelming when you read it like that, but I'd like to think I've created a very stream-lined, user-friendly shopping experience. In order to be able to focus 100% on this I have shut down the other shops where my designs were being sold (Etsy, Bonanza, and Wish), so currently aside from a few on Amazon, this website is the exclusive source for my stuff.

The ultimate shirt buying experience for the geeky-inclined.

Over eight thousand possible shirt combinations? That's nothing. Over the next few weeks I will be expanding the product selection to include not just crew neck styles, but also V-necks and specific women's / men's shirts. After that, the product line will expand even more to include not just short sleeve tees, but long sleeved tees, 3/4 sleeve raglans, and tank tops as well. This may take a week or two, or it may take a month or two. It's hard to tell for sure because you never know what will go wrong when it comes to this sort of thing.

Coffee, Cats, & Video Games!

The next big thing is going to be my "Coffee, Cats, & Video Games" collection. This will feature colorful and whimsical designs dedicated to life's three primary needs, and you'll be able to get them on a wide variety of super comfortable clothing for lounging around the house. After all there's still a pandemic going on, so I figure if we're going to have a good excuse to stay home, we may as well be super comfy and stylish at the same time.

What about something special? Maybe a shirt for as little as 94 cents??? Well I made this coupon code to celebrate the new site, and the first fifteen people to use it will get $15 off their order. Just paste it where it says to during checkout to use it. You know how coupon codes work.

COUPON CODE: thecoolkids

  • Brett

Oof! Lots to talk about here. As we get into the 6th week of Futurenaut Tees existing, I have finally obtained a day job. This is good because I no longer have to worry about how I'm going to pay my bills, but it also means a lot less time to spend working on designs and other Futurenaut Tees things. I'll still find the time to do at least a little every week though.

New Non-Profit Disability Awareness Designs

My mother is a fighter who has been battling Multiple Sclerosis for as long as I can remember, so it is in her honor that I decided to create these. These designs may not seem to be about celebrating geek culture, but there are plenty of geeks out there living with disabilities/chronic illnesses, including me. Both of these designs include one of my mom's favorite sayings ("I don't look sick / You don't look stupid / Looks can be deceiving"), so you can see where I get my smart-assed sense of humor from. The two new disability awareness designs each come in 3 different colors (orange for MS, burgundy for disabled adults, and light blue for chronic illness), and each variation is available as either a premium or basic tee. So, that's twelve new products to choose from. All proceeds from these sales go to one of three charities...

Orange (MS): National MS Society

Burgundy (DA): Invisible Disabilities Association

Light Blue (CI): Hope Charities

Find the new "Non-Profit" section here:

Introducing Futurenaut Tees For the Workplace

Inspired by having a new day job myself, I decided people who have jobs with "business casual" dress codes should still be able to wear Futurenaut Tees. SO, I found a printing partner and started re-purposing the IT designs for polo shirts. Now we have a whole line dedicated to finding a workplace-related purpose for various designs. There's polo shirts for both men and women, V-neck shirts as well, hoodies to stay warm in cold call centers or data centers, coffee mugs to hold your precious life essence, and tote bags for carrying whatever. For now (until I start integrating things directly into the main website) it can all be found right here:

More New Designs!

The official Futurenaut Tees shirt is now available for the low price of only $11.99. Snag a shirt for cheap in return for being a walking advertisement!

Meet Mr. Meowseeks! Look at him! He won't solve your problems. He'll just scratch up your couch.

Get retro, because real heroes have arm cannons! Two of my favorite 8-bit video games are Mega Man and Metroid. This tribute to the retrogaming heroes of the past is pure pixelated glory! Where are robotic boys from the future and space bounty hunters when we need them???

Is this really Commander Shepard's favorite shirt? There are a LOT of shirts out there claiming to be his favorite, but I think this one is the best one. It should really have a massive effect on your wardrobe.

Brag about your hygiene! Just because everything is horrible right now doesn't mean we can't try to make jokes from time to time.

Time to return to the G1 Transformers movie where Hotrod just can't help but screw everything up. That turbo-revving young punk just keeps getting in the way.

Thanks for stopping by! 'Till next time!

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This is something I've been sitting on for a while and just didn't want to bother releasing it until I had the website up and running.

Introducing the "SELLOUT!" series from Futurenaut Tees - A series of designs that purposely takes the design trends that are being seen popping up everywhere, and pokes fun at them. These make beating a dead horse stylish as all hell. Be fashionable AF by collecting the whole set! But don't wait, because these are only going to be available for a limited time. Trendy as shit never looked so good. Includes "Retrowave", "The 90's", "Plastic Bag", and "Vintage Sunset".

Snag all four here:

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